I fucked someone else….with VASOLINE

I ended up going out looking for ass last night. I found a guy whose name began with a C and was followed by a vowel (Carlos I think). I’m not a slut if I remember atleast the grammatical structure of the name.

He was a good looking Latino guy with semi-long, straight black hair and a chiseled, well structured face. He looked like one of those hot, poor Peruvian guys that you wanna fuck so bad but can’t because they like fucking poor, white girls. He acted straight in every way, but clearly was after my ass.

I told him to follow me back to my place. He did. I was a good 5 inches taller than him, so I was a little weary of the sex. He also claimed to have an 8 inch penis. I told him that was too big. Then he backtracked and said it was either 7 or 8. I knew then that he was a liar.

I walked outside to meet him as I finished up my bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats (Tastes like a mouthful of Joy! *black woman laugh*) He didn’t seem too interested in conversing – unlike earlier when he had been talking my ear off. I brought him into my room. I told him my roommate was sleeping in the bedroom nearby – so we had to be quiet. My roommate wasn’t there – I just said that so that he wouldn’t murder me. I took my shirt off and he took his pants off. I grabbed his dick and started sucking it. His dick was the perfect size and width for sucking. I could shove it all the way down my throat – yet it wasn’t small. Maybe 6.5 or 7 inches at most.

Then he got into my bed. I sucked him off and then licked his balls. Maybe its just me, but Latino guys don’t really have balls. Steak doesn’t have much of a ball sack, either. He said “do you like it?” and I said “mmmhmmmm.”

Then he turned me over and asked me for a condom. I gave it to him and then I asked him if he had brought the lube like I asked. He then proceeded to pull out a tiny jar of VASOLINE! I have read a million times that you should never use oil-based lubes – since they can easily tear a condom. I expressed some anger, but then let him continue. He stuck his dick in for a bit and I told him to stop. PAIN. I made him pull it out. Then he put it in again. PAIN. I held his chest so he wouldn’t move. After 30 seconds or so he started to move. Very quickly it started to feel good. Really good. I stared up at him but he didn’t return my glance.

I felt an orgasm coming. I told him to fuck me harder. Right as the orgasm was surfacing he pulled out and, for whatever reason, jacked himself off through the condom as he crossed the finish line. I came, but his dick wasn’t in me when I did.

Then he quickly grabbed his clothes and asked where the bathroom was. He went into the bathroom in the dark and flushed the condom down the toilet. I guess thats what everyone does. Then we exchanged a few awkward smiles and he left.

The sex pacified the pain I felt over Steaks lack of communication.

I’m scared hes doing what I’m doing. To find out, I came up with a genius idea. Since I know he has ass-cruised on craigslist before, I am going to put up an irresistible sex ad and see if he takes the bate.

“I’m a 19 year old college student looking for a hot, Latino top to fuck my brains out. I like guys with long hair and nice dicks. I live (insert a location within a few blocks of steaks apartment building). I also love watching Ellen’s stand-up comedy and smoking Parliament Light cigarettes.”