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I just fucked a porn star five minutes ago

I think he told me his on camera name is Derrick. Of course I won’t destroy his life and reveal his real name, so I’ll just continue to call him Derrick. Derrick contacted me by way of manhunt.com. He asked for my phone number and I gave it to him. Now, I didn’t think anything of it -as the boy is gorgeous and has the body of a Greek god – but my ambivalence melted away when he actually started texting me. The first time he wanted to get together I passed. The second time, which was today, I agreed. He said he would make the forty five minute drive south to come see me.

After I hung up the phone I went into the bathroom to get myself ready. It was then that I noticed that I had razor burn on my stomach, crotch and ass. Not just a few bumps, I mean a lot of fucking red bumps. I felt like smashing everything in the bathroom, but where would that get me? I tried to rub visine all over my body, to get “the red out”, but that plan went down like TWA flight 800.

I finally accepted that I had razor burn and that it wasn’t going away. But what should I do about it? Should I confidently ignore it and act the way I do normally? Should I awkwardly hide parts of my body that are nearly impossible to hide when getting fucked up the ass? Should I just tell him about it?

Derrick arrived a little late. When I met him the first thing that passed through my mind was “wow hes even hotter in real life.” He looks just like the football player guys from my high school that I wanted to fuck so desperately. He has the same personality as them too! Completely slow-minded and stupid. He answered everything I said with “Yup.”

My roommate was home so we had to keep it real quiet.

In my room I asked him to show me some of his movies. He logged onto a few different websites and played streaming videos of himself fucking other guys. Funny thing is I only felt mildly turned on at that point.

The computer snapped shut and he and I were left lying on my bed with nothing to say. I started running my hands over his tan, shaven stomach and across his well defined sex lines. His body was hot. I felt so hairy and razor burned next top him and I’m not even that hairy.

“Do you wanna suck my dick?” he asked.

I pulled out his cock and started sucking it. It was big, thick and nice. Not as perfect as mine, but very nice. It was at this point that my dick rose like an atomic cloud. I sucked on his dick and licked his shaved balls. I saw that his ass was shaven too. For the first time in my life I wanted to rim a guy – but I didn’t.

Eventually his dick popped out of my mouth and I said “So what do you like to do?” “Fucking” was his grammatically incorrect response. “How about I fuck you doggy style?” he said, but I countered “No. How about you fuck me on my back.:”

I got on my back and watched him apply lube to his cock. Then he got into bed and said “alright lift your legs up.” I looked at his beautiful naked dick and wanted so desperatly for it to fuck me without a condom, which is what he was trying to do. But then my sanity returned and I said “As much as I want to fuck bareback, you need to put on a condom.”

I watched him roll the red condom over his dick. Now I was ready. I told him I had just had sex for the time recently, so he needed to go slow. He nodded his head (he was still wearing a hat and a polo shirt) and then stabbed his dick right into me. I seizured in pain and moved back so his dick slid out. “FUCK. Not so fast” I said. He tried to move in again. “Oww, wait – gimme a minute. It still hurts.”

“Okay okay” he said as he began to slip his dick in again. “No seriously, stop it” I said.

He was a complete asshole – which actually turned me on. “It hurts less once you get into it” he said and tried to impale me again. I held him back for a few more seconds but finally gave up and let the fuck robot gyrate into me.

It was so painful I couldn’t believe it. I had never felt so much pain having sex before. I kept telling him to stop moving but he just continued right on fucking me. Eventually the pain morphed into pain/pleasure. I looked at his body and his face, which was looking straight down at the action, and I felt more turned on that I had ever felt in my life. He was fucking me so good and so inconsiderately.

I pulled on my dick a few times and felt an orgasm deep in my gut. “I’m gonna cum” I said as quietly as I could – keeping my poor roommate in mind. “Yeah, you’re gona cum.” he said. “You like me fucking you?” he said. “Oh yeah” I said as sperm squirted out all over my stomach. “Ah, I’m gonna cum too” he said a few seconds later. He fucked me a few more times and then pulled his dick out, ripped off the condom and came all over me. I pulled at his dick after he let go of it and watched all the rest of his stuff squeeze out the tip.

After we were done he quickly got dressed. I could tell he wanted to go, so I said “You going home now?” and he said “Yes.”

“Okay, well next time you feel like fucking give me a call. I’m normally free.”

“Okay” he said. “Next time I’m down here I’ll be sure to call you.”

June 28, 2008 - Posted by collegehookerboy | gay, sex | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

6 Comments »

  1. Wow. Yeah, I don’t know what to do about sex like that, but if it worked out, yay.
    As for the razor burn, I finally gave up and wax alll of it now.

    Comment by Athena | July 1, 2008 | Reply

  2. where can i find you on manhunt

    Comment by jason | July 1, 2008 | Reply

  3. Yes I do need to consider waxing. It always looks like I walked through a hornets nest after I shave.

    Comment by collegehookerboy | July 1, 2008 | Reply

  4. If I were a boy, I’d at least give you a cuddle afterwards :-) .

    Comment by thedirtyblonde | July 1, 2008 | Reply

  5. Well. It is true that dumb people have their uses. Way to go, CHB!!

    Comment by Aneris | July 3, 2008 | Reply

  6. TDB – Oh DB, if only it had been you in my bed as a male porn star, things would have gone so much more smoothly.

    Aneris – Dumb people have only ONE use – atleast that I can think of.

    Comment by collegehookerboy | July 3, 2008 | Reply


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