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Sucked on a hot beach

I don’t know what to do with myself these days. My two good friends left to go back to school, so I am left here to fend for myself. There is a clew of worms that I’ve been hanging out with lately, but they have fairly dull personalities.

So my new best friend is Claudette, the underage scorpion that trolls my house at night. I’ve only seen Claudette twice, but those two times were quite magical.

My life has been incredibly uneventful the last few weeks. I’ve been doing nothing but making sand dams at the beach during the day and drinking beer at night. Uneventful, that is, until this morning.

My cellphone woke me up around 7. I saw that the number was restricted but decided to answer anyway. Turns out the call was from a client. Two clients to be exact. They were roommates who lived only a few miles away from my house.

First I spoke to Ivan, who told me that he and his friend had been trying to contact me for days. I apoligized for any inconvenience and yawned while he described his fanatsy to me.

I fell asleep for a few seconds, so I missed the gist of what he said, but I know that he wanted to have a threeway with his roommate and myself.

Then his roommate grabbed the phone and asked if I could meet them in an hour or less.

I agreed and rolled out of bed and into the shower. Then I steamrolled into the kitchen and ate some Honey Bunches of Oats and a banana.

I knew I didn’t have to get overly dressed since the weather was hot and the guys lived in a beachhouse with no nearby neighbors.

I put on a bathing suite, left my shirt behind and lazily drove the few minute drive down a windy mountain road to the coast.

Ivan and Ike let me in through a private gate and then pulled me out of my car.

“I could eat this boy for days,” Ike said.

“Mmmm, look at this,” Ivan said as he grabbed my ass and walked me in through their front door.

I was already horny. I love it when guys talk about me as if I’m not there. It’s the kind of objectification that I like.

The guys walked me through their incredibly nice house without saying a word. Ike grabbed a bottle of lube and we all walked out through a glass slider door down onto a little private beach.

I felt a little tired and hot from the sizzling sun, but I was also incredibly horny.

“Get naked,” Ike said.

I took off my swimsuite. A cool little breeze blew across my ass and balls, and I could feel the sun shining down on my hard dick.

Ike and Ivan looked at me for a few seconds, then walked over to inspect me.

“Nice boy,” Ivan kept saying as ran his hands across my ass and ever so lightly over my dick.

They both pulled apart my ass cheeks and I could feel one or both of their tongues lap up inside of there a few times.

“Very, very nice boy,” Ivan said a final time as he slapped my ass hard.

I was about as horny as I could be. I felt like dropping my rate or completely eliminating it so that I could see these guys more often.

Ivan and Ike talked for a bit about what they wanted to do to me while I stood out in the hot sun, my feet sinking into the sand.

“I wanna eat that ass,” Ivan said.

“Ill suck his cock,” Ike said.

I remained standing while both men kneeled down, one behind me and one infront of me.

Ivan rubbed my ass a little bit more and complimented it’s roundness before I felt him dig his tongue in. I let out a little moan as he licked and sucked like a dog, the tiny prickles of hair on his face adding to the sensation.

Next I felt a warm mouth wrap around my cock. Both men were eating me at the same time. Both were incredibly good and aggressive with their tongues.

I bent over a little and put my hands on Ike’s back so that his friend could have full access to my ass. I could feel a few fingers being stuck in their along with his tongue. Normally I don’t like foreign fingers up my ass, but in conjunction with the rimjob and the blowjob it was heavenly.

Both of them sped up their movements. I felt pleasure radiating out from so many places I wasn’t sure what to do. If both of them weren’t keeping me supported with their hands, I may have melted and seeped into the sugar sand.

I sort of faded out for a few seconds and remembered this one time I was talking to to this bitch about earthquakes. There was a huge earthquake near where my parents lived, and I had been home to experience it. I was talking to a woman who lived hundreds of miles away from the epicenter, whereas I had been within ten miles of it.

“The shaking was violent,” she told me. “All of the dishes rattled and the walls were creaking.”

“Oh really,” I said, “well at my house we lost almost all our windows and the shingles were shaken off of the roof.”

“Oh my,” she responded, “but where I live the ground is really wet so the shaking was even more violent.”

“Fuck you” I wanted to yell.

My mind did a movie cut back to the beach. I could hear Ike telling Ivan about the taste of my precum while he jacked off my cock with his hand.

I knew that this was heaven. When I die I want to go to a beach where I get a rimjob and a blowjob all daylong while I eat a bowl of cereal.

“I’m gonna cum,” I heard Ivan yell as he stood up. I couldn’t see him, but after a few moments of panting I could feel his hot cum shoot out onto my ass.

Before he was done I could feel Ike’s mouth clench around my cock. I looked down and cum came drooling out onto the sand from his big, uncircumsized dick.

Both men held their positions and struggled to breath for a few seconds. Then Ivan took one last bite at my ass.

They paid me, plus a huge tip. I told them that they could see me again whenever they wanted, free of charge. Ivan told me that he would call me again once they were free.

As I was leaving their house Ike offered me a ginger beer.

I grabbed it and took a huge sip.

“Delicious,” I yelled.

“You earned it, kiddo.”

January 7, 2009 - Posted by collegehookerboy | Uncategorized | , | 13 Comments

13 Comments »

  1. No matter what you body is doing, you cannot shut your brain down for a minute.

    I like that about you.

    Comment by Aneris | January 7, 2009 | Reply

  2. Oh god….I got off just reading about your encounter….especially since I haven’t had sex in awhile *sigh*. I have been in a threesome – I was sitting on a girls face while her husband fingered me….AND I sucked off someone else. I came…squirted all over her face. The combo was just too much and I will never forget that feeling – like an amazing drug. Damn……♥

    Comment by Barbie | January 7, 2009 | Reply

  3. Aneris – It never does. One day it will destroy me.

    Barbie – You masturbated to my stuff? Oh, thats the best compliment I have ever heard.

    I’ve gotten in two three ways (kinda) in the last four days. It’s pretty awesome.

    Comment by collegehookerboy | January 7, 2009 | Reply

  4. Hey there1 really hot story. Must say though that most times I have trouble in just shutting my mind down even if only for the orgasm…Am I sad?

    Comment by fixator | January 8, 2009 | Reply

  5. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    Comment by X | January 8, 2009 | Reply

  6. And a fun, hot and horny time was had by all…..

    Comment by swingerwife | January 8, 2009 | Reply

  7. for the record, i always masturbate to your stories. at work. i’m a naughty, naughty girl.

    Comment by CherryBlossom | January 12, 2009 | Reply

  8. Hey man, i just discovered your blog, loving it:)

    Comment by tom | January 12, 2009 | Reply

  9. Fix – Of course not. Orgasms usually give me a three second rest from my mind, and sometimes I forget about other things while I’m getting fucked. Very rarely.

    X – boner.

    SW – This is true.

    CherryBlossom – Then I am the happiest man alive.

    Tom – Thanks, T.

    Comment by collegehookerboy | January 12, 2009 | Reply

  10. You make me want to snuggle down into a 3-way.

    I am at my old place; didn’t totally move out yet. New place is under renovation!

    I totally love you back, my dear CHB.

    Comment by aneris | January 21, 2009 | Reply

    • Aneris – I can tell – you’re presense has dissappeared.

      I’m sure you’ve done some freaky stuff yourself, though I don’t really know. In fact, part of me thinks that you’re very vanilla

      Comment by collegehookerboy | January 21, 2009 | Reply

  11. CHB, I do have a story for you. Let’s just call it a scoop of black cherry and a toss of caramel to wash it down.

    Comment by aneris | January 24, 2009 | Reply

  12. “When I die I want to go to a beach where I get a rimjob and a blowjob all daylong while I eat a bowl of cereal.”

    i love this sentence, it’s so unapologetically graphic and gloriously domestic at the same time.

    Comment by emilia | February 22, 2009 | Reply


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