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Ike and Ivan are eccentric as fuck, and that’s what I like about them.

Once I got to their place, they asked me to strip naked and stand on their little private beach. A huge winter swell had rolled in the night before, so huge waves were barreling just offshore and washing up to my ankles. The breaking waves were so loud that it was hard to hear what Ike and Ivan were saying. At first they spoke only to each other while I stood there – the sun burning my ass and already sunburnt shoulders.

I twisted myself around after a minute or so and watched the frothy waves. I hadn’t surfed in two years and I was getting antsy. I wanted to leave and go grab my surfboard (ok, I lied, my body board) and look down a fifty foot barrel, but I had other obligations.

Then I felt a few fingers reach into my ass crack. I kept looking out towards the ocean. Then I felt a dick poke my ass.

“Come over here,” Ike said.

I turned around and was led over to a beach towel tossed carelessly onto the sand.

“Lie down on your stomach,” Ike continued.

I rearranged the corners of the beach towel for a second and then got onto my stomach. I could feel the hot sand through the fabric of the towel. I tried to keep my feet up in the air to avoid the burning sand, but someone’s hands pushed them down into the white lava.

“Ow, the sand is as hot as molten magma,” I said, half-joking.

Ike and Ivan erupted in laughter. I laughed for a second with them, and then realized that the joke was on me.

“You’ll be fine, kid.”

I let my body adjust to the heat, and then I planted my face into the towel and prepared to do nothing but focus on the physical sensations.

First I felt hands slowly moving up my leg. I love getting touched by doctors whenever I get a physical, and this felt similar.

My dick got hard. It hurt because it was being pushed into the ground beneath my body. I adjusted my position so that my cock was pointing up past my belly button.

Then I felt two hands pull my ass cheeks apart. I could feel the sun on the inside of my ass and I wondered if it was possible to get an asshole sunburn.

Then I felt a tongue slide down the crack of my ass. And then another.

Oh fuck yes, nothing feels better than a nice rimjob. I rested my face in between my elbows while Ike and Ivan ate my ass. They stuck their tongues deep enough inside me that I momentarily questioned whether it was their tongues or their dicks that were raping my backside.

I could feel both of their mouths swirling around at the same time. At times I felt teeth as they nibbled at the meat of my ass Ted Bundy style.

I was worked up and ready to get fucked for the first time in over a month. While they were licking my ass I turned myself over so I could reach my dick.

The two hungry men stopped sucking my ass when it was out of range and went straight for my cock like a band of Moray eels before I could get my hands on it. One would suck the shaft of my cock while the other would position his head so he could lick my balls. I almost squirted (a rarity for me during oral sex) but was able to fend off the orgasm with thoughts of dead people and female ejaculations.

“Can we fuck you?” Ike, the possessor of a big penis, asked.

“Please fuck me,” I demanded rather politely.

This was one of those moments where fucking bareback sounded so good – but I knew better. Ike did as well, and he rolled a condom over his big, thick cock before I had to ask.

Ivan, always the little helper, rubbed some lube onto my ass and stuck a bit of it inside me with his fingers. I didn’t like the feeling of his fingers in me, squirming around like earthworms.

But soon enough his digits were out and Ike was pressing down on his cock and holding onto my knee with his other hand. His dick slid in quickly. It filled me up and also hurt, so I asked him to not move. Usually I have guys pull out, but I loved the feeling of his dick in me, even with the pain.

Ike said that he could feel my ass clamping down on his cock. I meditated for a few seconds until I was adjusted to the feeling.

“Alright, now fuck me,” I said.

Ike started pounding me hard. His dick went all the way in until I could feel his pubes against my skin. The deeper strokes hurt a little, but the pounding felt amazing.

I was jacking my cock off until I felt a stubbly face against my knuckles. I let go and felt Ivan’s warm lips slide around my cock. He ever so slowly slid my whole dick down his throat, then moved his head back just as slowly.

Then he sped up and started sucking my dick like a porn star. For a moment or two I wasn’t sure whether I was cumming or not because the feeling of one guy fucking me and one guy sucking me was new and unbelievably pleasurable. Then I realized that yes, I was cumming.

Ikes big dick was hitting all the right spots as I came. I’m sure my eyes rolled into the back of my head while Ivans mouth filled with my cum.

I felt the last few thrusts turn from incredible pleasure to uncomfortable sensitivity. Then I asked them both to stop.

Ivan got up and walked over to a bush. Then he spat out my semen as though it was boiling acid. He hawked and spit and hawked again.

“Murderer!” I wanted to yell as I ran over to the white juice dangling from the leaves on the bush. “Now how are the sperms gonna find a home, huh? What kind of bush has eggs!”

In reality I lay back and let the hot sun bake my tired body for a little bit longer. I could hear Ike jacking off over me, and then I felt his warm sperm shoot all over my stomach.

We all took a few more breaths and then walked down to the ocean to clean off.

Again I could hear the sperms being killed by the salt water.

“I was going to be a scientist” one said.

“And me, I could have been a novelist” another said in a thick, British drawl.

Afterwards we all dressed and had a few drinks in their kitchen. I told them I was leaving the next day. They told me they would fly over to see me on the East Coast.

Even though I had told them that I didn’t want to get paid, they still gave me my hourly rate. I pretended to decline a few times, knowing that they would insist.

Then I grabbed the money and went to the nearest grocery store to buy a red Gatorade and a baked chicken.

January 21, 2009 Posted by collegehookerboy | Uncategorized | , | 14 Comments